Volume 1: Chapter 023: Message Board at the Door: Morning & Evening

Author: かっぱ同盟／友麻碧

Link: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n3862be/

Translated by Zzonkedd

Edited by Gumihou

 

Day 1: Makia

Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

And don’t ever come back, you stupid eggplant black soybean!

 

Day 2: Tooru

Did you put acorns in my shoes?

 

Day 3: Makia

Do you know? If you reduce your sleep time, you could die.

Sounds pretty dangerous, right?

Stop it now, kay?

 

Day 4: Tooru

Your words contradict itself.

Also, why did you put acorns in my shoes?

 

Day 5: Makia

Was Karted fun?

Why don’t you just live there forever?

 

Day 6: Tooru

Were you the one who bombarded me with acorns from the windows this morning?

I thought I nearly died.

 

Day 7: Makia

You can stop coming.

Let me put it simply, I want someone more handsome and obedient.

 

Day 8: Tooru

Did you set up traps at the building gate?

Master was trapped in it.

Also, could you really find someone more handsome than me?

 

Day 9: Makia

Shut up you baldie.

People who work too hard will become bald!

Baldie!

 

Day 10: Tooru

Today, I had a full course dinner of Pearl Salmon and Peach Shrimp.

It was crazy delicious.

 

Day 11: Makia

Please tell me a bit more about that.

 

Day 12: Tooru

Wahaha, I won’t tell you, lol.

Little children should just eat lemon cake.

 

Day 13: Makia

I made up my mind, I’m going to make you explode.

When you leave your room tomorrow, watch your every step.

Nevermore could you enter this house alive.

 

Day 14: Tooru

Most of your traps hit the master.

What a pity.

Also, I managed to enter the house without any problems.

You go to bed rather early, don’t you?

 

Day 15: Makia

Hey, isn’t this enough?

Come back, I’m not angry anymore.

 

Day 16: Tooru

Oi, did you put a dead crayfish in my bag?

What a scary woman…

 

Day 17: Makia

What?

I don’t know anything about that.

 

Day 18: Tooru

Oh?

 

Day 19: Makia

What’s the incident? Are you being bullied?

As expected, Karted’s pretty unsafe.

Did you annoy someone?

You’re rather unfriendly after all.

 

Day 20: Tooru

It’s been resolved.

Just some random bullying.

 

Day 21: Makia

Don’t bother about working so hard. Just come home.

I’ll speak to father about it.

 

Day 22: Tooru

Are you a countryside mother?

Am I a son who has gone off to work in Tokyo? [1]

Anyway, I’ve already gotten to this point, I don’t feel like making a u-turn.

 

Day 23: Makia

Ahhh, it’s so boring here. Just combe back already.

It’s lonely here. Lonely–

 

Day 24: Tooru

I’m glad you’re being honest.

 

Day 25: Makia

You’re lonely too, but you’re still acting cool. Not cute at all.

I’m nearly bored to death.

Each night, I wet my pillow with tears.

The worst type of man is the one who kept a woman waiting.  Just wait, divine punishment will come down on you.

 

Day 26: Tooru

Says the one who keeps going to bed early.

Looks, there’s only 5 days left, alright?

Let’s do some shiritori (word play game) [2]

I’ll start, mamushi (viper)

 

Day 27: Makia

Shirikonbare- (Silicon Valley).

 

Day 28: Tooru

The Karted school project is completed today.

Retasu (lettuce).

 

Day 29: Makia

Hurry up and come back quickly. (´；ω；`)ｳｩｩ .

Sukuatto (squats).

 

Day 30: Tooru

It’s Tooru, I’m back

Day 31: Makia

Makia here, welcome back

 

[Gumihou: Kind of cute, lol]

 

[1] This is a reference to how a lot of young adults went to the city to earn money and return home.

[2] The shiritori is simple, you just take the final syllable of the previous word and start a new word with it. The person who couldn’t start a word or ends the game with a word ending with the nn sound (doragon, yukon etc) loses.

 

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