Chapter 80: Double 100,000
Author: Black Lantern (黑色花灯)
Link: https://book.qidian.com/info/1009922190
Translated by Gumihou
Since the recipe requires stewing, the cooking time is naturally longer.
As time went by, Ye Fei watched the liquid bubble within the pot and white steam rushed out into the air. Below the white steam were flashes of brown mist that suddenly disappeared in all four directions.
“Yi~~? So the Ten Thousand Mile Fragrance skill could also appear when stewing, ah? Here, I thought it would only appear with stir-fried food. How unexpected.”
Ye Fei lifted his nose and took a sniff. He could smell a very unique fragrance.
The fragrance no longer contained any stinky odour, there was only the [2] rich fragrance of the Bull Pizzle left.
“F*ck, it’s really fragrant, ah.”
Ye Fei was shocked. He already knew that the ingredients provided by the System were all top-quality stuff, but he had not expected such a powerful and domineering aroma. The smell rushed into Ye Fei’s nostril like a punch, directly stimulating his saliva glands and nearly making him drool like an idiot.
“No way, I can’t stand this tempting fragrance, ah.”
Ye Fei was truly surprised. Before this, although the fragrances from the stir-fried food was quite powerful, he could still control his emotions (and saliva glands). However, this stewed Bull Pizzle was different. It was even more alluring than all those other aromas put together. It was the kind of fragrance that could cause someone to lose control.
“Do you have to be so domineering? No, I can’t stand it anymore. Daddy’s going out for a walk.”
Since the only thing left for the stew was time, there was no need for Ye Fei to stand by the pot or even be inside the kitchen.
He quickly [1] opened the glass door, and escaped into the living room.
On a small table, where his laptop was placed, one could see that the live broadcast channel had been turned upside down.
“This smell… Daddy smelled something again!”
“F*ck, ah. Th-th-this… isn’t this smell too awesome? It’s several times stronger than the ones before. Daddy nearly couldn’t control myself… gulp.”
“This is a truly unique scent. A scent that directly stimulates my taste buds. My heaven, isn’t it too frightening?”
No one could resist this unique aroma. Some had to swallow hard at the water pooling in their mouths.
Just then, 5 majestic cruise ships sailed across the screen.
8-Treasure Cuisine was frantic, “Why is it so fragrant? I have already eaten nearly all kinds of Chinese Cuisines and have never fallen in the face of its flavour before. This smell, really makes me want to lose control, ah! Too alluring! Reward! Reward! Reward!”
As this fellow continued to yell ‘Reward!’ another 5 cruise ships crossed the screen.
A total of 10 cruise ships, costing HX¥100,000 were tossed out like sandbags by 8-Treasure Cuisine.
This shocked the entire channel. This guy was a true Godly Tyrant, ah! This bastard’s assets must be numbered in the billions for him to throw such money around so carelessly.
I Am a Foodie was close behind. The moment the fragrance hit his nose, his mouth clicked over the luxury cruise ship item and five mighty cruise ships sailed majestically across the screen.
Just when everyone thought the parade was over, 10 luxury cruise ships sailed across the screen, courtesy of I Am a Foodie again. The planes dominated the screen like mighty steel warriors of the past flying across the sky.
“F*ck, Foodie Bro is on the high stakes today, ah. Luxury cruise ships and 10 planes. Your mom, how domineering, ah.”
“Local Tyrant, no, Foodie Bro is definitely at the Godly Tyrant level, ah.”
“I know that even if I offer to clean Foodie Bro’s toilets for free, he won’t want me. But I still want to roar! Tyrant brothers!! Let me wash your clothes, ah!”
I Am a Foodie, “For something like Bull Pizzle, I understand that it is very nourishing for both men and women. However, I have never really liked it due to its rather fishy odour. I had it once before and was horrified by the smell. When I saw that Deity Ye was planning to cook with this thing, I was curious but still hesitant. I never thought it would be delicious. Now, daddy just wants to say, ‘Give me a stick of Bull Pizzle! The longer, the thicker, the better!’ Daddy wants to eat his fill! 5 ships and 10 planes, please accept them, Deity Ye!”
Tao Tie sent out a crying face emoji before sending out 3 cruise ships, “I can’t take it, ah. I can’t anymore. Why is it like this, ah? I have already eaten a whole table of food today, but still could not stand it anymore. It has only been a couple of hours, but thanks to this fragrance, daddy’s hungry again. Hungry, hungry!”
While everyone was busy howling and messaging each other, they all heard a weird sound.
Gulp, gulp, smack, smack, gulp, gulp, smack…
Your mom, just what is that sound, ah?
In fact, now that they think about it, aside from Broadcaster Deity Ye, the only other guy who could make sounds on the channel was Tasting Everything Under Heaven.
Someone sent a message, “Heaven Bro, what’s wrong with you, ah?”
Tasting Everything Under Heaven said, “Oh nothing, just swallowing my saliva, chewing my tongue and smacking my lips. Never heard those sounds before? What’s so strange about it?”
Everyone, “… …”
“F*ck, the sounds you make are kind of earth-shattering, ah.”
“Damn right, ah. Can you please remove your mouth with your saliva away from the microphone? I was nearly infected by you just now, ah.”
“Aiyo, watching Deity Ye’s broadcast is really fun, but it is also a special kind of torture, ah. The cuisine can only be seen and smelled, but cannot be eaten. My god, ah.”
“Deity Ye, please give me your address. Quick, sincerely asking for your address!”
“Same request.”
“Same request + 1.”
“Same request + 2.”
… …
Silver Rankers Forum.
Right now, a mob of Silver Rank Broadcasters were in a state of confusion.
“Did I see right? Did someone just send out 10 cruise ships in one go?”
“You saw it. That’s the kind of viewer you have always been dreaming about poaching. Really, that m*therf*cker actually threw out HX¥100,000 without blinking an eye. A true Godly Tyrant.”
“There’s another one, ah. 5 ships and 10 planes. His sis, when I saw it, my blood nearly boiled over. Those two are definitely some kind of super-rich dudes, ah.”
“Daddy just remembered something. Didn’t some of you say that the viewers in Fine Food Section are all mud tortoises? The f*ck? Have you ever seen a mud tortoise throw out hundreds of yuan like this without blinking? These are clearly golden tortoises, ah!”
“Aiyo, just look at Ye Fei’s fans. Daddy is going to suffer from a heart attack soon. This is too savage, ah. In a blink of an eye, those two people have already thrown out HX¥200,000, ah. That’s the reward from just two people, ah! Brothers, we can’t even guarantee this kind of reward with 20,000 fans even after begging them like they’re our grandpas and grandmums, ah. Both of us are broadcasters, but why is one treated like a god in heaven while the other is like a bottom feeder from the sea. Why am I so pitiful, ah.”
“Don’t say it anymore. If you keep saying it, tears will fall out of my eyes, ah.”
The ones who were even more shocked than them were the staff of the QQ Platform. This was their first time watching Ye Fei’s broadcast. When Ye Fei started to introduce his ingredients, this group of people even scoffed. That’s because most of them had already seen Ye Fei’s previous recorded videos and knew that this was part of his gimmick. This guy would first take out some random ingredients and give a long winded explanation for it before taking his time to cook whatever ingredient of the day he had taken out.
“Still the same tricks, nothing new at all.”
“I think he must have run out of ideas. The fans must have rewarded him out of past affections.”
“En, although his cooking techniques and abilities are fairly skilled, dishes are meant to be tasted. Even apprentice chefs and low-level cooks could do whatever he is doing here.”
“Haha, if Ye Fei falls, I’m afraid our dear colleagues at Fine Food Section would turn green.”
“Yes, ah. I think… f*ck, f*ck, what’s that smell? Why is it suddenly so fragrant?”
“Yi~~ you’re right, wait, you can all smell that?”
“Me… me too, I can smell it too! Just what is going on? Is someone cooking something in the company? But, that can’t be, ah. We’re not allowed to cook in the company building. Also, even if someone cooks something, the smell can’t reach everyone, ah.”
“This smell… it smells like stewed meat. Stewed meat… f*ck!”
As they chattered together, shocked and more than a little stunned, they all collectively realised something terrifying. Hundreds of pairs of eyes stared at their computer screens. Their gaze landed on Ye Fei.
[Gumihou: These people are so dramatic]
[1] Some small adjustments to improve the text
[2] The rich fragrance of absolutely nothing, you mean?
Because real bull pizzle, once cooked should taste and smell like nothing much. Just like beef tendon or shark’s fin. But, hey, this is a fantasy ingredient.
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