Chapter 77: This Ingredient is too Overbearing
Author: Black Lantern (黑色花灯)
Link: https://book.qidian.com/info/1009922190a
Translated by Gumihou
Okay, Gumi had a little trouble deciding how to translate this ingredient. Have finally settled on a term that is neither a common slang, nor mainstream (Ye Fei’s long pause) and also not too… ahem. Please check Note 2.
Ye Fei had finally opened the cabinet. Before this, he had stood before the label for a long time, just staring at the words ‘Bull Pizzle [2]’.
He had no idea what a Bull Pizzle was and had pulled out the drawer without much thinking when his entire person stiffened at the sight of the ‘Bull Pizzle’ thing and nearly fainted. In fact, he felt very unwell, there was a desperate urge to spit up blood.
“System. Are we really going to use this ingredient to make some sort of delicacy? This… this… your mom, we’re live on camera, ah. You really want me to cook with this stuff?”
DCB System’s voice was very indifferent, “As a gourmet chef, everything is merely an ingredient. There is no need to think about anything else.”
“Even if I don’t think about it, isn’t this f*cking thing too f*cked up? How the heck do you expect me to take it out, ah?”
“That is the Host’s own business.”
“… Aiyo, f*ck me, if I had known, I would never have started broadcasting today. This is too embarrassing…”
Ye Fei eyed the ingredient lying inside the cabinet. The thing was rather long, with tender white flesh, shot with red veins and tapered to a long thin rod at one end.
Seeing Ye Fei open the cabinet where the special ingredients were stored, the people in the channel grew excited. They all knew that every ingredient used by Ye Fei had always been special.
“Try and guess what ingredient Deity Ye will be using today?”
“Pork belly, it has to be pork belly. The pork belly from last time was just too fragrant.”
“That’s right, ah. Even now, I still can’t forget that smell. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“I guess Deity Ye would switch to something else today. I think mutton.”
“Beef. Beef is very nutritious, I like it.”
“Chicken, my guess is chicken.”
“Maybe a fish? A whole fish?”
The viewers were randomly throwing out guesses about what Ye Fei would cook today, none of them could be sure what would appear on the menu.
I Am a Foodie, “I have a feeling that Deity Ye will prepare something really extraordinary for us today. You just look at Deity Ye’s deep expression. Yes, I’m convinced that he will present something shocking to us.”
8-Treasure Cuisine, “So long as it is a good ingredient, daddy is willing to send out 3 luxury cruise ships. I am a man of my word.”
Tao Tie, “My gifts are all prepared, just waiting for Deity Ye to show us the goods.”
Tasting Everything Under Heaven shouted into the microphone, “Deity Ye! What are we cooking today, ah? Let us have a look at the ingredient. Your top-quality ingredients are always a feast for the eyes, ah. Let us open our eyes today, too.”
QQ Platform, Fine Food Section.
“What happened to Deity Ye? I thought he started cooking already? Why is he just standing there?”
“He must be looking at some unusual ingredient and is contemplating what to make with it.”
“Heh, surely there’s no need for you to say it? Each time Deity Ye does a broadcast, I get to know another new precious ingredient. His broadcast broadens one’s horizons too.”
“Agreed, Deity Ye’s ingredients are always top-quality. I wonder what he’ll be using today.”
Company Forum.
“What happened to him? I thought he started the broadcast already?”
“Yo~ isn’t it obvious? He must have changed his mind. He should also know that he would not get too many people around this time and decided not to broadcast. A broadcaster’s goal is still to make money.”
“What’s the purpose of knowing this now? He already said he’s going to start, surely he’s not going to stop halfway? This would offend his fans like nothing else.”
“I really want to know what he’s making today. Still haven’t seen the main ingredient yet.”
Silver Ranker Forum.
“Is that fellow crazy? Just let us see the ingredient, ah. Why are you standing there not moving?”
“He must be regretting his decision to broadcast at this time and is thinking about how to get out of it.”
“Ye Fei, ah, Ye Fei, you’ve really dug a big hole for yourself, ah. Let’s see how you get out of it.”
“Serves him right, he doesn’t know his place!”
“Did you see the words on the cabinet? I think it says ‘Bull Pizzle’, does anyone know what is a Bull Pizzle?
“Don’t know, ah. Bull must mean beef, I guess?”
“Now I’m really curious.”
“Look, look, he’s moving. He’s taking out the ingredient!”
At this moment, Ye Fei stretched out very heavy hands to pick up the ingredient. The moment his hand touched the thing, information on this ingredient flooded his mind.
Ye Fei really wanted to cry, ah. He had the sudden urge to run away.
However, in the end, he still turned around to smile hard at the camera. His right hand slowly rising.
“Today, we shall cook this.” Ye Fei said with as much indifference as he could muster.
All eyes zoomed in on the ingredient of the day. For a moment, the entire channel was silent. They were too stunned to react.
Inside his western-style villa, I Am a Foodie trembled and nearly fell off his chair at the sight of the ingredient in Ye Fei’s hand.
“What the effing f*ck. Deity Ye, y-y-y-y-you… you’re really a deity, ah! To actually handle this kind of thing on live broadcast, I, Foodie, salute you, ah!”
Within his luxurious office, Tao Tie was in the middle of drinking some water as he anxiously waited to see what ingredient Ye Fei would show them. In the end, a mouthful of water exploded from his mouth when he finally caught sight of the [1]… thing.
“F*ck, this… this…”
He really did not know what to say, ah.
8-Treasure Cuisine was laying on his hammock, one hand behind his head and the other holding up a phone as he gently swayed in the breeze. He was literally putting his feet up and enjoying life. Beside him, a high-class beauty was pouring wine for him.
“Come on, come on, give us a look, ah. Deity Ye, just what are we making toda- pfffttt!!! What the- ack!”
[1] Thud.
As soon as he caught sight of the ingredient in Ye Fei’s hand, 8-Treasure Cuisine was so ‘amazed’ that he sat up too quickly. The hammock swayed violently and he ended up falling face down. As for the phone, he had reflexively thrown it away in shock. It was rather far away…
Still, after recovering from the fall, 8-Treasure Cuisine rushed to retrieve his phone and stared at the screen with eyes as large as a bull’s.
“Incredible, incredible, ah, Deity Ye… you really have guts to take out such an ingredient, ah. Let me kowtow to you!”
Within a mansion in the Northeast, Firecracker Not Cracker also found himself spluttering.
This fellow stared at the ingredient in Ye Fei’s hand in a daze. His mouth dropped open so wide that one could probably stuff two apples into it.
“B-bull Pizzle is this kind of thing? F*ck me, Deity Ye is really daring, ah. A great deity!”
When Ye Fei took out his ingredient, that fellow who called himself Tasting Everything Under Heaven collapsed a little before shouting into his mike, “F*ck! It’s a bullwhip!!!”
His reaction set off a chain of explosions.
“Aiya, th-th-this… Deity Ye is going to use a Bull ‘Whip’ today?”
“Pffftt~~ My heavens, ah. Surely this ingredient is too overbearing?”
“Hahahaha, I’m going to laugh to death. Deity Ye, are you serious?”
“Lolololol!!! F*ck me, I- I- f*ck me, ah!”
“Amazing, hahaha, this is good stuff. I like this kind of ingredient best. Super supplement, ah.”
The people in the Fine Food Section were dumbfounded. They all blinked stupidly at the half-a-foot-long thing in Ye Fei’s hand, then at each other, then at the thing again. Then, the entire male [1] side Fine Food Section office stared at their female colleagues.
Liu Ping turned his stare at Tang Xiaomin.
The female colleagues all blushed, their cheeks turning red under the weird stares.
“This Deity Ye is really… how could he take out such an ingredient?”
“He’s too mean, how could he bring out a thing like that?”
“My mom, ah. He’s too daring. Xiaomin, your male deity is too brilliant.”
Tang Xiaomin, “… …”
She covered her face with her hands and ran away to the bathroom.
As for the people at the Company Forum and Silver Ranker Forum, they were all frantic.
“What the, that fellow actually dared to cook this thing?”
“F*ck me, surely that thing is too excessive? They should know that this is a live broadcast, ah. My god in heaven, ah. He’s really going with this thing?”
“Hahaha, I suddenly get the feeling that this Ye Fei is really cute, ah. Just look at the way he’s staring at the thing in his hand, so serious~”
“Nonsense, it’s all nonsense. The live broadcast is a civilized place, ah. If this gets out, our platform’s reputation will be ruined!”
“Right? How shameless, could this thing even be shown online?”
“You’re all overthinking it, Ye Fei is only making a dish with this bull… ahem, ahem, a special ingredient.”
As for Ye Fei himself, well, he was really embarrassed, but he could not show it on his face. He held up the long and pink Bull Pizzle and smiled into the camera, “Brothers, do you know what this is?”
The people in the channel collectively flopped over. Your mom, ah! Could anyone not know it? That’s a humongous treasure, ah.
“I’m a girl, you know? Deity Ye is so hateful.”
“Hateful to death, hateful to death, Deity Ye is sooo hateful.”
“Still, I’m curious to see what he is going to make with this bull… ingredient.”
Ye Fei also did not let them play guessing games for too long. He looked straight at the camera and said, “Today, we shall make… Braised Bull Pizzle with Broccoli & Wolfberry.”
[Gumihou: *Cackles*]
[1] Some small adjustments to improve the text
[2] Bull Pizzle (lol)
The Chinese term is 牛冲, which, oddly enough, did not show up in the search. Could only assume that the author used an obscure term or had substituted the word 冲 for something else.
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