Chapter 85: Grand Tyrant
Author: Black Lantern (黑色花灯)
Link: https://book.qidian.com/info/1009922190
Translated by Gumihou
3Dragon was on the verge of losing control. If he stay here any longer with this exquisite aroma, he felt that he would rush over to the pot and start shovelling meat rolls into his mouth.
He was aggrieved, Ye Fei was aggrieved. However, the bunch of people in the broadcasting channel were even more aggrieved than these two.
The mob was slowly going insane. One after another, they all howled and cried.
“F*ck, I’m too, too, too jealous of 3Dragon. To be so near and get to watch Deity Ye cook.”
“Pffft~~ this fellow is too dishonest, ah. Just now, I saw him trying to sneak food, too amazing.”
“That’s perfectly normal, ah. If it was me, I would have already snatched the food already.”
“Me too.”
“Me three.”
“Me four.”
… …
“No way, daddy must find a way to get a suite in Yijing Garden. I want to get one next to Deity Ye.”
The people who had been envying 3Dragon suddenly became lively again.
“An aroma? My heavens, surely this aroma is too strong?”
“Ah, ah, ah, I can’t take it anymore. I want to eat Bull Whips! I want to eat their f*cking whips, ah, ah, ah!”
“This is the most charming and bewitching scent I have ever smelled. It is a strong but not too heavy savoury smell of meat, the noble rose, the sweet wolfberry and the freshness of the broccoli. When these fragrances combined, it created a unique fragrance that was just too irresistible.”
“I think my tongue has melted.”
“Upstairs, how did your tongue melt when you haven’t even eaten anything?”
“The aroma alone is melting me. No lie, I feel like my tongue has gone missing.”
“For real? If your tongue is gone how are you speaking? How do you explain that?”
“Bro, look at what you’re saying. I’m answering you via text with my fingers, not my tongue, ah.”
“Pffftt~~”
The FF Section staff were all deeply shaken.
As a bunch of white-collar workers, their sensitivity towards food was pretty high and though they may not be able to afford high-end cuisine, they at least have at least tasted most things.
However, this bunch of people collectively swear that the cuisine served up by Ye Fei today was not something they had ever smelled before, let alone tasted.
“Deity Ye has clearly hit a rock today. This is a hard dish to pull off, ah,” Liu Ping said, after sucking in a line of drool back into his mouth.
As a girl, Tang Xiaomin had always been careful about maintaining her image as the ‘Section Flower’. However, today’s Tang Xiaomin seemed to have forgotten her manners. Her beautiful eyes were fixed on the computer screen, now and then, she would wipe her lips with the back of her hand. Occasionally, her little tongue would stick out and touch her lips, causing the faintly pink pout to shine with enticing moisture.
“No, this auntie must chase after Deity Ye. This is no joke, if I can eat well every day, won’t my life be perfect?”
Tang Xiaomin’s best female friend said, “Xiamin, how about two?”
“Two what?”
“Two of us go after one Deity Ye.”
“F*ck, two girls going after one guy?”
“How exciting, ah.”
“What do you mean exciting, ah? Wouldn’t it just cause a mess?”
“We are bffs.”
“From now on, we have nothing to do with each other.”
“… you value love over pals.”
“Congrats, you’re correct.”
“… …”
Feng Tianlai was also stunned by this result. He became the Supervisor of Fine Food Section because he liked good food and fine cuisines. Though he could not claim to be a true gourmand. He could still be considered someone who had eaten mountain treasures and delicacies from the sea as well as tasted wild fruits from foreign shores. Today, however, he realised that the delicacies he had eaten were not the same level as Ye Fei’s Braised Bull Pizzle with Broccoli & Wolfberry. The difference was too stark.
“F*ck, to think that daddy would one day develop a sudden urge to eat cow’s whip,” Feng Tianlai thought.
Silver Rankers Forum.
The mob of Silver Star Broadcasters were all boiling over with emotions.
“Woi, what’s going on, ah. Just how did that bastard do it?”
“This fragrance that attacked my nostrils, it’s too f*cking fragrant, ah!”
“I really didn’t know that cooked Bull Pizzle would be so alluring, ah. This flavour, don’t talk about what it tastes like, the smell alone is enough to dazzle people.”
“Ye Fei! Daddy salutes you! Truly! Even someone who could still balance himself on a wall after three catties of liquor doesn’t impress me. I salute you. You’re the first person to bring the Fine Food Section to this level!”
“Guys, what are your thoughts?”
“What thoughts could we have, ah? This guy is destined to rise. Even if we try to suppress him, it would be useless. This person’s strength is real. Not just real, but really powerful.”
While the people were chatting with each other, they suddenly found a luxury plane flying across the screen.
The mob of people stared at the name attached to the plane, stunned.”
“Drama King! You, you… aren’t you Ye Fei’s fallen rival? He trashed you up in front of so many people, but you f*cker actually rewarded him with a luxury plane? That’s 5,000 of money, ah!”
Drama King, “… I-I… it’s not for Ye Fei. My reward is for the Bull Pizzle.”
Everyone: … …
Company Forum.
“How is this happening? Can someone tell me what is happening?”
“Heavens, ah. I can’t resist this smell. Fine Food Section is really on the rise, ah.”
“That’s just Ye Fei. No matter how much he contributes, he’s a lone wolf out in the wilderness. We have dozens of Silver Star Broadcasters in our Song & Dance Section. Don’t tell me you fear him?”
“That’s right, our Song & Dance Section is still the number one section in the company. Only the Storytelling Section could challenge us. The rest of the sections put together could not beat us.”
“Ahem, this is the company forum, you know? This kind of claim would just sow discord among colleagues and not leave a good impression.”
“I’m just curious. Isn’t he just someone who could cook? Why are you guys so nervous? It’s not like we never encounter strong opponents before. Don’t we always surpass them in the end? Ye Fei is just another little hill in the grand scheme of things. Once we climb over this hill, that’s the end of it.”
“Our Storytelling Section will also use the large crowd tactic. It is clear that a single player is no match for this fellow.”
“That’s right, let’s have a few more Silver Star Broadcasters out every day. I don’t believe that Ye Fei could still dominate the sky against an army?”
For the sake of maintaining their position as the number 1 section, a gunpowderless war had started between several sections.
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Ye Fei’s Braised Bull Pizzle with Broccoli & Wolfberry was finally done. This time, he did not mistreat the dish by dumping the contents onto a random plate. Instead, he took out the [2] Broccoli first, arranging them in a circle on the plate. Then, he took out the beef rolls and place them in the middle. Finally, he completed the plating with a few dots of Wolfberries.
The plate of fragrant Braised Bull Pizzle with Broccoli & Wolfberry in brilliant red, brown and green was complete.
It was now that something big happened in the channel. While everyone was staring at Ye Fei, there was a sudden loud ‘bang!’ and the entire screen shook.
No one knew what was happening. While they were puzzling over the incident, a gigantic figure descended into the screen.
The squarish thing had four pillars of light emitting from below. The thing hovered in the channel for a moment. Then, with a sudden roar, it slowly flew around the channel.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
However, the silence did not last long. The entire channel exploded into exclamations.
“F*ck, wh-what did I just see?”
“God in heaven, was that a… a spaceship?”
“F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, a Grand Deity has emerged. An honest to god, Grand Deity has emerged, people! And he has bestowed a spaceship for Deity Ye!!”
“Your mom, that’s too frightening, ba? This is the first time I see a spaceship deployed. This kind of reward is just too incredible.”
“Yes, ah. The entire screen is still shaking slightly, how terrifying.”
“Even so, it’s somehow exciting, ah. Heavens, ah. Here I thought that spaceships and aircraft carriers are just there for decorations. I never thought I’d see someone send it out as a reward. This is really exciting, ah.”
The entire channel was chaotic.
As for the QQ Platform’s backstage performers, well…
[Gumihou:…guys, gals, bull pizzle is actually tasteless and odourless at best. It might smell like gel caps or make the broth slightly sticky with gelatine, but… that’s it… That’s its grand total contribution to a dish. It is about as beneficial as sharks fin, or fingernails.]
[1] Some small adjustments to improve the text
[2] I might as well tell everyone all the other ways this dish was done wrongly:
– Broccoli should be blanched and cooked in a separate pot. Then quickly plunge into cold water to shock it to maintain its brilliant green colour. Ye Fei’s broccoli will be a sad brown by the time it reaches the table.
– Dried Wolfberry or Goji Berry could actually be eaten out of the packet. There is no need to rehydrate it or cook it in the soup. If you want the flavour, fine, toss it in at the end of the cooking. It’s best to sprinkle high-quality wolfberry over a plated dish because wolfberry will lose its nutrition if overcooked. Also, it would look flabby and sad.
Visually speaking, the actual dish would look like this:
Brown fat worms in the middle of a plate surrounded by sad browning bushes topped with flabby red things. Yum.
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