Chapter 92: I Can Slap Your Little Face just by Burping (2)
Author: Black Lantern (黑色花灯)
Link: https://book.qidian.com/info/1009922190
Translated by Gumihou
When Zhao Sen reported Ye Fei’s free reward total, the entire conference room descended into chaos.
The normally proud and arrogant section managers’ faces all changed in a flash. Some jumped to their feet, some stared slack-jawed at the news. The one with the funniest reaction was Hong Shuangxi. His body swayed so violently that he crashed to the ground, taking his chair with him.
Lu Wei hurried over to help him up.
“Old Hong, did you hurt yourself?”
Hong Shuangxi did not seem to have heard Lu Wei’s question. He was staring at fiercely Zhao Sen and pushed himself up to yell, “Impossible! Manager Zhao, Ye Fei might have some capability, but that’s still not enough to incite fans into giving him so much free rewards! 350,000? Heheh, do you think we’re all 3-year-old children here?”
Lu Wei also chimed in to say, “Manager Zhao, you must know that when it comes to free rewards, our company don’t get a single cent. You ought to be careful with this these numbers.”
Zhao Sen looked over at Hong Shuangxi and Lu Wei. He said, “So, you two are saying that our statistics department made a mistake?”
Hong Shuangxi nodded, “They must have made a mistake. Ever since the establishment of our platform, there had never been such a big single free reward amount. That’s 350 thousand, ah! You think that’s Monopoly [2] money?”
Lu Wei backed him up with, “Manager Zhao, this is no small matter. I suggest we conduct a thorough investigation.”
Ma Qingyun looked over at Lu Wei, then, at Hong Shuangxi. He smiled and said, “Records are made to be broken. Just because our platform never had anyone reaching this kind of record, it doesn’t mean that it had never been achieved elsewhere. To be honest, I am confident that Manager Zhao is speaking the truth. This person has been breaking records left and right, surely breaking another one or two is no issue for him? Moreover, I see that Manager Zhao still has something to say, let’s hear him out first.”
“Manager Zhao, if there is anything else, please speak up.”
Manager Zhao nodded, “En, thank you, Chairman. Ye Fei was away from his broadcasting site when he learned that his fans had given him 350 thousand yuan worth of free reward. Once he heard this, he quickly dropped whatever he had been doing and rushed back to his broadcasting site to give this special 4 o’clock broadcast.”
Ma Qingyun said, “This is really not a good time for any type of broadcast, ah. As Old Hong said, this is the time when we have the fewest viewers. Everyone should be in the middle of working, who would watch it?”
Hong Shuangxi shrugged off his shock enough to say, “That’s right, that 4 o’clock broadcast. I noticed that Ye Fei has a ceiling of 20 to 30 thousand fans. Only those watching would be his die-hard fans.”
Lu Wei also agreed, “I think so too, it’s a very stupid time to broadcast.”
Zhao Sen looked at Hong Shuangxi and Lu Wei. Then, he glanced around at the people at the table. Suddenly, he smiled and said, “Apologies, Manager Hong, Manager Lu, I must let you down again. While it is true that only the iron fans remained in the channel from noon to 4 o’clock. Indeed, the broadcast started off with about 30,000 people, but by the end of it, there were over 95,000 viewers on Ye Fei’s channel!”
“Impossible!”
“F*ck, f*ck me, bloody f*cking…”
“Lies! It’s all lies! How can there be so many!?”
“To suddenly raise an additional 60 thousand viewers on a 4 o’clock broadcast? You m*therf*cker f*cking with me?!”
Hong Shuangxi and Lu Wei nearly went insane. What the f*ck? How the f*ck? What the heck is going on? Only ghosts would turn up at a 4 pm broadcast. Real people have jobs, ah. They need to make ends meet, ah.
Watch a broadcast?
Heheh, unless they are bored to death with nothing to do!
They 120% did not believe Zhao Sen’s words. It was even more impossible to believe that Ye Fei’s broadcast was so exciting that it would suddenly attract even more viewers to the point that it tripled the number of people on his channel
These two were not alone. Everyone else was sceptical too.
“This… Manager Zhao, it’s not that we don’t believe you, but it is rather difficult to believe that Ye Fei’s viewer base suddenly increased so much, it is much easier to believe that Ye Fei had won over 300 thousand yuan in free reward. It’s also rather difficult to imagine that there would be so many people watching at 4 o’clock,” said the manager of the Outdoor Sports Section.
Manager He of the Fitness Section also nodded, “The difficulty level is not ordinary. Not to mention, Ye Fei is only a Bronze Star Level 4 broadcaster, even a Silver Star Level 4 Great Deity may not attract so many people.”
Zhao Sen did not care whether these people believe him or not. So long as he believes. Don’t say broadcast at 4 pm, if you tell him that this fellow manages to attract tens of thousands of people at 4 am, daddy will believe it!
Look at all of you, making a fuss over little things, like country bumpkins that have never seen the world or encountered a truly great character.
En, that’s right, Comrade Zhao Sen had grown to despise these people.
“Manager He, just because the difficulty level is high, that doesn’t mean nobody could achieve it. Even the question of achieving free rewards. Is getting 300,000 reward not difficult? Let me tell you, it is very difficult, ah! However, Ye Fei managed to achieve it. Even during his absence, his fans bestowed over 300 thousand yuan to him. This is a miracle. Miracles are created, don’t you think so?”
When Fitness Section Manager He heard Zhao Sen’s question, the corners of his lips twitched. He thought: How could I not know that this is a miracle, ah? But surely this miracle is too miraculous? The probability of achieving this is very small, close to zero in fact. Brother, ah, I beg you to be reasonable. It’s the 4 pm ghostly hour, ah. You must also know that though there are many people in Hua Xia, there are only so many people with time to watch a broadcast. Others have their own lives to live, you know? How could there be so many people crowding inside a broadcaster’s channel, waiting to watch a broadcast?
“Heheh,” unclear how to answer Zhao Sen, Manager He could only laugh awkwardly in reply.
However, it looked like Zhao Sen had no intention of letting Manager He wriggle out of the awkward situation. To be honest, he was feeling both great pain and extreme elation now.
Pain, because the people from his platform did not believe his words.
Elation, because Ye Fei’s existence now practically covers the sky.
“Also, Manager He, just now you mentioned that Ye Fei is only a Bronze Star Level 4 Broadcaster. Allow me to correct you. You are wrong. Our statisticians have already collated the data. Based on today’s numbers, of the over 95,000 people on Ye Fei’s channel, more than 80,000 viewers have given Ye Fei a reward! That’s about 85% of the total numbers!”
“F*ck your sis, ah!”
“Braggart! Manager Zhao, we are all people who would look down and not look up, bragging has no meaning, ah.”
“Of the 95,000 people… over 80,000 gave reward? 85% of the viewers? Are you insane?”
“Th-this… this is really f*cking unbelievable, ah!”
“This kind of number is… f*ck!”
Everyone was really shaken up. F*ck me, ah. Do you have to be so exaggerated? Over 85% of the 95,000 viewers rewarded you? Even Gold Star Broadcasters can’t achieve this, ah!
Just how the heck did Ye Fei win the approval of so many people?
Is this some kind of international-level joke?
Leaving those poor managers from various department aside, even the corners of Ma Qingyun’s mouth was twitching violently.
He already knew from the reports of his subordinates that Ye Fei was quite a powerful broadcaster. This fellow exploded into the broadcasting scene and rose like a dragon, smashing records all the way, but… this particular record? Even this old boss finds it difficult to believe, ah. I dare not believe, it, ah!
While everyone was in the middle of trying to reconcile this information, Zhao Sen went on to say, “Manager He, what I wish to say is that Ye Fei now has over 80,000 fans. He is no longer a Bronze Star Level 4 Broadcaster, but a Bronze Star Level 5 Broadcaster!”
Pfffttt~~
Hong Shuangxi nearly spits out his old blood.
What the fart? Bronze Star Level 5 Broadcaster? Ye Fei had only registered with their platform for how many days? I heard from my subordinates that he had not even been a broadcaster for a week. In less than a week, he had gone from an Iron Star Level 1 noob to a Bronze Star Level 5 Broadcaster? This kind of speed… was he sitting on a beam of light or something?
Nobody knows what to say anymore.
Zhao Sen also did not care about other people’s thoughts or feelings. Anyway, the goal today was to report all of Ye Fei’s achievements.
Why, you ask?
Because I’m pissed off, ah!
How many days, weeks, months and years have I endured their ridicule? Finally, the sun had shone through the thick black clouds hovering over my head. I can finally breathe, finally raise my head before all of these people. Therefore, I must slap their face fiercely.
En, give them all a fierce slap!
It’s no fun unless I slap them to my heart’s content.
Zhao Sen removed the top sheet of paper. He stared at the second sheet for a few seconds longer before saying, “For this next data, I’m afraid some of you might find it even more difficult to accept.”
When the people heard this, they nearly clawed the walls.
F*ck your mom!
There’s more!?
[Gumihou: Lol, is this amusing?]
[1] Adjust details
[2] It actually says ‘corn cob money’ or ‘stick money’ probably money in ‘bushels of corn’, but can’t seem to find a good substitute, so ‘Monopoly fake money’.
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