Chapter 93: I Can Slap Your Little Face just by Burping (3)
Author: Black Lantern (黑色花灯)
Link: https://book.qidian.com/info/1009922190
Translated by Gumihou
Hearing Zhao Sen says that Ye Fei had even more frightful data, everyone collapsed.
This little b had just done a single live broadcast today, so just what kind of heaven-defying things have been done to create these waves after waves of excitement, ah?
Even Ma Qingyun was a little unsettled, hurriedly saying, “Manager Zhao, what else is there? Speak up.”
Zhao Sen looked down at the blinding line of data on the paper in his hand for a long time before looking up again at the mob of people staring at him.
The mob’s expressions were so incomparably interesting to look at. Some faces were twitching, some were nervous, and even some foreheads were pouring with sweat, all eyes staring unmovingly at him.
Zhao Sen smiled and said, “The next data is about the total of rewards Ye Fei received on his live broadcast today. This amount… This amount is a bit exaggerated ah.”
The mob simply wanted to sink Zhao Sen into the ground, they wanted to stomp him through the floor. You motherf*cker talked like this before, starting and suddenly stopping. What’s up with you today? You’re having fun purposely tossing our little hearts around, right?
With a smile uglier than a crying face, Hong Shuangxi said, “Old Zhao, don’t rub it in anymore, we are all waiting for it.”
Zhao Sen did not expect to find out that the most anxious person here was Hong Shuangxi. He flashed a glance at that person before saying, “Today, the total rewards Ye Fei received is…”
In the middle of speaking, this piece of trash actually picked up the glass of water under the murderous stares from the group and slowly sipped it from his glass.
The mob: “……”
Your mom, you’re looking to get beaten up, right?
How could you do this?
The mob had more or less seen through it. Today, Zhao Sen was deliberately playing with them, all just to tease them, but when they remembered that for years, Fine Food Section was always the number one counting from the bottom year after year. Today, was the rare day they get to show off, the tension in the mob dissipated somewhat.
Seeing Zhao Sen playing his little tricks, Ma Qingyun could not help but shake his head, unsure whether to laugh or cry, saying, “Manager Zhao, enough already.”
Only then did Zhao Sen put down his glass of water to say, “I was just a little thirsty just now, how embarrassing~”
Everyone was speechless. Even if you were even more thirsty, how much spit can spitting a simple number cost you, ah? To the point that you have to pick up your glass and take a gulp of water?
“Hehe.”
“Ahem, ahem.”
A collective aura of “you little brat, you have guts” expression could be felt from the mob.
Zhao Sen let his gaze travel over the group of people before saying, “In fact, this data is really…”
He had not done speaking when Lu Wei suddenly jumped in to frantically say, “Zhao Sen, do you believe what I will do if you keep making me more anxious?!”
The mob of people all lowered their heads and heckled.
Zhao Sen cast a glance at Lu Wei and said, “Calm down.”
10,000 alpacas trampled through Lu Wei’s heart as he thought: I’ll calm your sister down ah, you have tormented others this much, if I were any calmer, I would be too good-tempered, right?
Zhao Sen also did not keep trolling on any further and straightforwardly announced, “According to the data obtained from our department’s statistics, Ye Fei’s rewards amount to two million, four hundred and seventy-nine thousand, five hundred and seventy-three (2,479,573) Huaxia yuan!
Boom~~~
Right after Zhao Sen’s shocking announcement, a shockwave shook the entire conference room.
“Holy shit, how much? More than 2.4 million?”
“This, this, this, how is this possible? How can a live broadcast at 4pm still get so many rewards?”
“When did this little live broadcast become so hot?”
“Aiyo wei, this Ye Fei is climbing the sky with this rhythm ah! More than 90,000 live viewers, over 80,000 of them giving rewards, the shocking reward of more than 2 million, this motherf*cker even had one fan giving out more than 300 thousand in rewards ah.”
“What madness! Before this, didn’t they say that Fine Food Section fans were all poor eggs? This… if one person can give out more than 300 thousand Huaxia yuan in rewards, your sis, are they still poor eggs? These are clearly super high-quality fans!”
The mob had all gone crazy! There was no way to not go crazy, this bomb arrived far too fiercely, directly blowing the mob into pieces.
Hong Shuangxi was dumbfounded and froze in place for a long time before loosening up to mutter, “Impossible, impossible, this is absolutely impossible.”
After a while, he gathered enough consciousness to stare at Zhao Sen, saying, “Manager Zhao, your department’s statistics must have made a mistake. Leaving aside the fact that Ye Fei is only a Bronze Star Broadcaster, not even a Silver Star Level 5 Broadcaster could have achieved such a result at this time slot. This, this… this is too frightening. “
Lu Wei also wanted to pitch in with a couple more comments, but he looked at Hong Shuangxi, then looked at the still-beaming Zhao Sen, he could only sigh and sit back down.
Zhao Sen said, “Manager Hong, what is so impossible about it? Did I not mention earlier that most of you would definitely not believe this data? As expected, look at how disbelieving everyone is. Let me tell you, our sections’ statistics department has already checked the data three times before we dare to even report it. If this number turns out to be false, I shall eat the papers it is printed on.”
Hong Shuanxi: “……”
Now that Zhao Sen had said so, no matter how doubtful Hong Shuangxi was, he could not voice it out here. He stood in place with sweat dripping off his forehead, streaming down his face to collect under his chin. There was a very uneasy feeling in his heart. That is, their First Place position in the entire platform was facing an unprecedented challenge. Moreover, the challenge came from the second to none, absolute prince of last place section of the platform.
The whole thing felt like a joke. It should have been an absolute joke because the distance between the top and the bottom was just too far apart. Now, however, Hong Shuangxi could not think of it as a joke. It felt like an extremely frightening reality.
It was at this time that Ma Qingyun asked, “Manager Zhao, if the data is true, that means Ye Fei is really something special. Only, just how did his fans reward him? According to the number of fans and the total reward, it looks like the reward averaged out at 300 yuan per person. 300, if you say it is too much, it is not that much, if you say it is too little, it is not little either, it is just a bit over an electric taxi tip.” [1]
Zhao Sen smiled, “Chairman, I shall be addressing this next. For now, I have a formal request for the Chairman.”
Unsure where this was going, Ma Qingyun replied with an ‘oh’ and said, “What is it?”
“I heard that the board of directors held a meeting to talk about withdrawing two luxury props, the spaceship and the aircraft carrier, is this correct?”
Ma Qingyun nodded. This matter was no secret among the higher levels, it was only the people below who did not know about it.
“Indeed, a consensus has been reached. It was only a matter of choosing a time for a public announcement. Why do you wish to know?”
In lieu of speaking, Zhao Sen picked up one of the pieces of paper from his pocket file, walked all the way to the head of the table where Ma Qingyun sat and handed it to him. He said, “I believe there is no need to withdraw these two props for the time being. As for the reason, please have a look at this.”
The group of people in the conference room had no idea what was on the paper. However, everyone soon began talking about Zhao Sen’s suggestion to not withdraw these redundant luxury props.
“What’s going on, ah, this? Why is Zhao Sen suddenly bringing this up?”
“Not sure, this was decided by the superiors. If he suggests to not withdraw, on what basis, ah?”
“There is definitely something fishy on this paper, we just can’t see it.”
“Actually, I think those two props should definitely be withdrawn. Although they look very awesome, no one ever uses them at all. If it’s for the sake of appearance, it has been left up there for so long that it is becoming a joke to other people. I say, the platform designers have prepared something lofty, but how many years has it been since anyone’s been rewarded by any of those things?”
“I think so too. Unnecessary props should all be removed. Prepare some that the audience can easily accept to encourage them to shower broadcasters with rewards. This is the only way to bring benefits to the platform.”
Ma Qingyun also do not understand what Zhao Sen was trying to do by handing this paper to him. Still, he took it and gave it a look. When his brain finally managed to accept what he was reading, his eyes nearly fell out.
“F*ck, like this also can?”
Unable to help himself, an expletive exploded from Ma Qingyun’s lips. However, he quickly reacted. It was not professional to use foul language before this mob of managers. He hastily coughed twice and said as calmly as he could, “Goodness me, this is most unexpected.”
The mob traded glances, looking at each other, and then all looked at Ma Qingyun.
Lu Wei asked, “Chairman, what exactly is on the paper?”
Ma Qingyun suddenly laughed, “I have decided to have another board meeting on the matter of the withdrawal of these two props, the spaceship and the aircraft carrier. As for the reason, I might as well tell you now.”
As he spoke, Ma Qingyun raised the paper in his hand and said, “Do you all see this piece of paper? It reveals exactly how Ye Fei defied heaven and reached his lofty position today. It was through one of QQ Platform’s special luxury prop, the spaceship!”
The mob: “…………….”
The whole place turned silent.
The mob no longer knew what to say. That’s because they found out that Ye Fei was too shocking. They received wave after wave of shock to the point that they were shocked to numbness.
Hong Shuangxi and Lu Wei stood together as they stared dumbfoundedly at the piece of paper in Ma Qingyun’s hand, their fists clenched tighter and tighter.
Lu Wei suddenly whispered to Hong Shuangxi, “Old Hong, do you want to hire an exorcist?”
Hong Shuangxi was confused. Twisting his head to look at Lu Wei, he whispered, “Why?”
Lu Wei said, “A demon has appeared in this motherf*cking platform ah. We must call an exorcist over to catch the demon.”
Hong Shuangxi: “………….”
Author’s Note: Second shift!
Gumihou: … I have nothing to say, also, what are you talking about, Author Black Lantern-san?
Pill Bug TL Notes:
[1] Kind of like calling an Uber. It seems like this is one of China’s specialities, the taxis are mostly electric now. Didi Chuxing is China’s Uber.
https://phys.org/news/2019-01-gas-china-shenzhen-electric-taxis.html
https://www.theverge.com/2020/11/17/21570016/didi-chuxing-byd-electric-car-ride-hailing-china
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