Chapter 606 โ Disputes
Author: Eguchi Ren
Translated by Gumihou
Edited by Gumihou >_<
Gumihou: Hello everyone~ Sorry for the late upload. As some of you may know, we have reached the end of the raws in chapter 625. At first, I was at a loss on what to do and decided to write fanfictions so that we can still get our weekly fix. However, I donโt think itโs right to hold the other 20 chapters from my readers, especially since I have already translated them.
So.
I have decided to post the translated chapters per the schedule as much as I could and put the fanfictions in the back, hehe. In other words for every translated chapter that is released, there will be a fanfiction posted after chapter 625. If Eguchi-san uploads anything, the chapter will be posted as usual.
For now though, please enjoy this chapter as well as the fanfictions HERE!
That night, after everyone else had gone to bedโฆ
โRight, letโs get to it.โ
To be honest, I would seriously like to go to bed too, but considering how intense yesterdayโs ordering session was, I had better quickly had over the goods to the pantheon so that things wonโt become a hassle later.
โUm, is everyone there?โ
A chorus of โThere you are!โ and โWe have been waiting!โ answered me as though they had all been standing on edge for me to respond.
โThatโs right! I canโt survive without my sweets here!!โ
For some reason, Ninril-sama sounded rather angry today.
โWhat the heck are you talking about? Enough with the glaring, didnโt I apologise already?โ Agni-sama sounded oddly resigned.
โHumph. I have decided not to speak to Agni for a while.โ
โHey, Ninril~โ
โHumph!โ
For someone who just said they wonโt speak to a certain person, they seemed to be paying extra attention to the other personโฆ
Whatever, none of my business. Letโs just get to the offering and go to bed as soon as possible. Putting thoughts into action, I quickly took out the boxes of cakes and desserts and set the lot on the table.
โAhem, this is Ninril-samaโs order. Please accept it.โ
โMuho~! Cakes~ Dorayaki~! Great meโs sweetness have all arrived~โช Thank you~โ
That was a great 180-degree change in mood.
โNow, letโs go home and enjoy these~! Humph!โ
For someone who said they donโt want to speak with Agni-sama, she sure is putting in a lot of extra effort to make sure they know it. How childish.
โStop paying attention to Agni-chan. Next up is me,โ said Kishar-sama.
Oh? Kishar-sama sounded a little angry too.
โHey, whatโs with that attitude, huh~?โ
Agni-sama soundedโฆ more cajoling than annoyed. What an odd response.
โYou said something truly unforgivable,โ was Kishar-samaโs curt response.
โOi, didnโt I already apologise?โ
โThere are some things that cannot be resolved with mere verbal apologies. I was really hurt by it.โ
โArenโt you over-exaggerating things? Haha~โ
I have seen this response in my friends and TV dramas. All I can say isโฆ That was the absolute wrong response, Agni-sama.
โThisโฆ humph! I do not appreciate Agni-chanโs lack of tact! I shall not speak to you for a while!โ
Another one, eh? I guess Agni-sama had really put her foot into her mouth this time. Anyway, none of that had anything to do with me. Letโs move things along quickly.
I hurriedly placed the small cardboard box on the table and put my hands together, โKishar-sama, please accept this offering.โ
โThank you~! From now on, I shall pay even more attention to my skin. I shall never let anyone say the word โwrinkleโ around me ever again!โ
Then, I heard the retreating thumps of a set of very dignified footsteps rapidly walking away.
Well, at least Kishar-sama has the special retinol eye cream to enjoy later.
โWhat the heck~ whatโs with that glare~โ Agni-sama said in an aggrieved voice.
Humm, from what I could gather, Agni-sama must have said something about the other two goddessesโ appearances. Even though they were goddesses, a womanโs beauty is a sensitive topic. I have learned this lesson well from my older sister.
Ah, even now I tremble at the memory of her angry faceโฆ
Whatever, since the anger of the goddesses was not directed at me, it has nothing to do with me!
I was in the middle of moving Agni-samaโs cases of beer when Ruka-sama said, โAgni was bad.โ
โWait, are you blaming me too? I know Ninril and Kishar are kind of sensitive, but I told them nothing but the truth!โ
Agni-samaโฆ sometimes, the truth is not the best thingโฆ
From Ruka-samaโs sigh, I could tell that she was thinking the same thing.
โYou! Other-worlder too! You really think that honesty is bad?!โ
[1] โWellโฆโ said one of the two gods.โI guess thereโs nothing bad about being honestโฆโ
โAh, but the problem is that honesty could sometimes get one into trouble,โ
โThatโs right, thatโs right, Agni lacks tact.โ
โGunununuโฆโ
โI think it may be best for Agni to learn tact and train her mind rather than just her body.โ
โThatโs right, people who canโt read the room will be hated,โ Ruka-san chipped in.
โGuuaaahhhhโ!! I canโt believe even Ruka is doing this to me~!!!โ
Ah, well, like I said. Nothing to do with me. โAhem, hereโs your beerโฆโ
โAh! Itโs here! Itโs here! Iโm going to drink to my heartโs content tonight! You are my only friends now, uwaahhhhh!!!โ
โฆ dramatic much?
โI do hope she doesnโt forget everything after all that alcohol,โ said Ruka-san in that eerily serene way of hers.
It was kind of scary actually.
โGahahaha! That training-loving idiot!!โ
โBwahaha! To think that she would be lectured by the youngest!!โ
โDo refrain from criticising Agni. Hephaestus and Vahagn are the same. None of you have enough tact.โ
Woah, what a blow. Not even the gods could say anything against Ruka-samaโs matter-of-fact statement. Honestly, I felt rather awkward listening to actual gods and goddesses quarrelling like a bunch of teenagers. It felt kind of blasphemous. Canโt you guys do that out of my hearing?
โAhem, Ruka-samaโs offerings are ready. Please accept them.โ
Letโs keep pretending to be invisible.
โThank you,โ said Ruka-sama in her gracious voice. โI shall return to the temple and enjoy the ice-cream.โ
โYeah!โ I said a little too chirpily, โYou do that, Ruka-sama!โ
Once the sound of light footsteps disappeared, I coughed and said, โHephaestus-sama, Vahagn-sama, your offerings are ready.โ
The two of them had been so shocked that they did not pester me about giving them their whisky as usual. In fact, I had to call them twice more for their attention.
โAh, ou, apologies for that sceneโฆโ
โIndeed, thank you for the offeringsโฆโ
โDonโt mention it,โ I said awkwardly.
โGod of War, I feel like drinking something good tonight.โ
โOu! Let us drink all night, God of Smithy!โ
My offering spree ended after I presented Demiurgos-sama with his sakรฉ and canned food snacks.
Speaking of which, Ruka-sama is really the youngest? I thought her voice sounded rather childish, even though her words were the most mature and well-thought-out. Wait, if thatโs the case, did the wisdom of gods and goddesses deteriorate over time?
No wait, thereโs the God of Creation, isnโt he super old?
No, no, he does act childish sometimes, so maybeโฆ
Gaahhh!! Letโs not think about it anymore.
Sleep, letโs sleep well tonight!
[Gumihou: Adjusted the ending]
[1] I think these lines were meant for Ruka-sama? But it was too much at once, so gave away some of the lines to Hephaestus and Vahagn. Deleted the โactual linesโ from the gods later because it was just repeats of what โRuka-samaโ had already said.
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Oooo Fanfiction!! I got some ideas but my writing will never measure up to you Gumi!!
Thanks for the treat!
Fufun~
Suggestions are welcomed~
How do you want these ideas? do you have a discussion board I can drop these in? or just post under the story thread?
Chapters with gods and goddesses are a breatj of fresh air. That stereotypical japaneae characters always the same doesnt matter the author and I love it. Agni is the tsundere gyaru. There is kuudere loli and there is one onee-san and the nitril is the classic baka dere. Ofcoฤฑrse the male ones are also loud big brotherly types like those perverts in the grand blue.
Ah, the gym bros
Thanks for the chapter! Got me wondering about their ages again now lol.
Thanks for the treat.
Thanks for the chapter! Awesome translation! May God bless you!
Wow I never thought that we would catch up with the raws
I never thought so too, but Eguchi-san did went on a medical related hiatus starting from 2022. I think it was for his family members at first and later he had to go for a check up.
Chapter 605 please -.- !
Tis fixed!
Sorry.